im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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