I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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