Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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