Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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