the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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