Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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