I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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