Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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