Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
