i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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