OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i dont even know how to be here
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Enjoy the penises
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
