Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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