He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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