i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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