..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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