what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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