the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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