Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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