Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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