come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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