I didn't shave. On purpose
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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