im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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