I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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