Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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