Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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