Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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