I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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