talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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