So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
