Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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