I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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