he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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