should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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