So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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