I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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