My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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