I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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