hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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