no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it was like having sex with a tree stump
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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