Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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