how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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