everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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