We're like a lot better than the average bears
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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