The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
