sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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