So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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