the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
if only i could text you this smell
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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