You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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