Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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