if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?