Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Why did I cab home last night?

  (1-310): View more from California

  Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Why did I cab home last night? (1-310): Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker. http://tfl.nu/2rna
  Replies (1) Good night (946) Bad night (717)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive http://tfl.nu/gj7g
  Replies (4) Good night (1365) Bad night (507)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?

  (408): View more from California

  oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy? (408): oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no http://tfl.nu/w6ll
  Replies (4) Good night (1186) Bad night (3206)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV. http://tfl.nu/ridn
  Replies (2) Good night (540) Bad night (2521)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan. http://tfl.nu/zri3
  Replies (70) Good night (739) Bad night (2660)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song... http://tfl.nu/qxfs
  Replies (35) Good night (1193) Bad night (4595)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama http://tfl.nu/szy7
  Replies (32) Good night (709) Bad night (3335)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.

  (229): View more from Georgia

  Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass' (973): Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic. (229): Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom? http://tfl.nu/xp9a
  Replies (9) Good night (4076) Bad night (951)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer. http://tfl.nu/fsjr
  Replies (4) Good night (2811) Bad night (667)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice. http://tfl.nu/qfp9
  Replies (5) Good night (2349) Bad night (605)
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted http://tfl.nu/rzdq
  Replies (2) Good night (3305) Bad night (687)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room. http://tfl.nu/s5zk
  Replies (4) Good night (1532) Bad night (886)
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Rumble strips road head = magical

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): Rumble strips road head = magical http://tfl.nu/39lc
  Replies (7) Good night (1563) Bad night (482)
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner! http://tfl.nu/v9u1
  Replies (3) Good night (661) Bad night (425)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today http://tfl.nu/hkte
  Replies (1) Good night (355) Bad night (656)

Randomize