I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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