So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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