yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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