watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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