you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I fill condoms, not promises.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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