How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
17 year olds will be the death of me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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