yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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