How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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