And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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