all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
