Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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